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USS KNEE-GUESS RUNS A-GROUND

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The Navy's most advanced battle liner the 'Knee-Guess' ran out of water of the coast of Dramboui.  SWO'ing is tough and every so often there's a change of Command, without the band.  Tough to say how this one will pan out but the Knee-Guess was busy transporting products to the port of Kabul when she ran out of water.  The officer who's the name sake of the Knee-Guess estimates it will take at least two more SWO's to make up for the products lost on the Battle-Liner Knee-Guess.

USS KNEE-GUESS MAIDEN VOYAGE
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